"Champagne is music and the dance,
Sherry duplicates romance,
Port's an armchair by the fire,
Burgundy's fulfilled desire.
Muscatel's a summer day.
Claret's everything that's gay,
Sauterne's a secret rendezvous,
Chablis is very entre nous
Take your choice and fill your glass,
Drink-and miracles come to pass!"

Gates Hebbard